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13 hours ago with 546 notes ; via ifyouweretherebeglad ( © secrtdoor )

emthroney:

wholockpotter67:

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  



13 hours ago with 62,849 notes ; via prophetic-bookworm ( © i-am-so-goddamn-stupid )



14 hours ago with 2,897 notes ; via girl---on---wire ( © stufffromtheoutside )

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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14 hours ago with 261,903 notes ; via verstovia ( © o-m-i-chaos )



14 hours ago with 255,414 notes ; via ifyouweretherebeglad ( © snoden )

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot



15 hours ago with 29,590 notes ; via improbablenormality ( © megachikorita )



18 hours ago with 205,104 notes ; via amerikatie ( © om-shakti-om )

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A



18 hours ago with 250,944 notes ; via vincecarters ( © aidn )

hey-sass-butt:

digg:

IF YOU LOSE YOUR STUFF AT THIS AIRPORT THIS DOG WILL BRING IT BACK TO YOU

how about that last gif

cutie

THEY NAMED HIM SHERLOCK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD I WANT 12



18 hours ago with 68,896 notes ; via shawn-spencer ( © digg )



19 hours ago with 338 notes ; via voldemo ( © gifdolls )

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.

The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather



19 hours ago with 79,214 notes ; via prophetic-bookworm

"The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.

      — (via drinkmor3vodka)


19 hours ago with 36,147 notes ; via dorkvader ( © thatstoomainstream )



20 hours ago with 181,491 notes ; via amerikatie ( © jennewithane )

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special



20 hours ago with 40,180 notes ; via morgrana ( © 5000letters )

tastefullyoffensive:

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