*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
how about that last gif
THEY NAMED HIM SHERLOCK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD I WANT 12
1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice
I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥ ＢＬＯＯＤ
Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.
and now the weather
I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special